CraigFuckingMabbitt
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FML
Friday, I came home from school to find that my dad had repainted my bedroom. I knew he was going to do this, so I bought eggshell white paint the day before. However, he decided to return the several unopened cans of paint that I bought for something “more neutral”, like “Neon Green”. Not only did he paint it myLEASTfavorite color, but he knew that it was my least favorite color. And did I mention he kept the money he got back?
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This is absolutely terrifying. Just look at it, it is so real and astonishing. You need to reblog this. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging orange, teenage girls with vans on. I don’t care if you’re used to reblogging vintage or photography. This is real. You can even see the fury in his eyes. The tense muscles in between his fingers. The heavy breathing.
this literally makes me so scared.
^^ This is real. And it’s sad when it comes to this point with people. It makes me sick.
(via can-you-breathe)
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(via escapethefatemexico)
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In the shower
- me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
- me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
- me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
- me: i'ma read the back of this.
- me: lather, rinse, repeat?
- me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
- me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
- me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
- me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
- me: but you didn't have to cUT ME OFF.
- me: did i already wash my hair?
- me: i think i did but i don't remember.
- me: i'ma do it again.
- me: FUCK I REPEATED.
- me: well played, pantene pro-v.
- me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
- me: i bet it's awkward.
- me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
- me: okay time to get out.
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- me: where the fuck is my towel.
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(via caigecollect)
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Reblog if you…
- (are an) anorexic or suffer anorexia
- bulimic or suffer bulimia
- suffer with ednos or other eating disorders
- suffer from bpd
- suffer from depression
- suffer from any mental health illnesses/problems
- are a burner
- are a selfharmer
- have been bullied/abused/neglected
- have attempted or thought of suicide
i want to follow you all.
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Yay!
Problem fixed! No more random music! :D
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What the fuck?
I’m literally hearing random music playing from my computer and I have no clue where it is coming from. Seriously? I’m kinda concerned for my safety.
